Looks like a mexican pirate hat for sure!
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Should have gone to free credit report dot com
I should have seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
More from Fried Grits at Myxer